
What a Time we are all going to have onboard this cruise,
So many activities are planned that I don't know which to choose,
Let me change into my beachwear and put on my sunglasses,
Show me the way to the sun deck where i can join the masses.
A dash of suntan lotion on my face and back,
Looking for a available recliner on the poolside deck,
All i see are the housewives and aunties checking the time,
waiting eagerly and forming the buffet line.
First they stuff their face with food,
Doesn't matter if it is bad or good.
6 meals a day they will surely eat,
This is really no small feat.
Finally when the casino doors open wide,
You stand and look inside,
All you see is a community of old people crowding the entire place,
Full of hope and desperation written on their face.
They all think they will make a kill,
Are they dreaming or are they for real?
3 days on this cruise is far too short,
it seems like yesterday we just left the singapore port.

